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InterludeArchitect
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It is no wonder what-so-ever that you get men who are between the ages of 30-50 who are single these days.
There was a group last night, openly and loudly talking about women's breasts/sex/women's asses/other parts/and of course their own penis's (obv using their own terminology:P) I won't go into detail (sorry:P)
But really, you go out, you wanna pull, and I'm sure unexpectedly would be nice too, and you sit/stand/jump about like a child/wrestle each other to the ground randomly/pull each other's trousers down/put shit in each other's pints/get a bar stool hold it to your head and say stuff like "exterminate"/and pretty much anything and everything, KIDS would only do.
Most of these guys I do know quite well by now, and yes they aren't always like that, but it really doesn't take alot for them to get like that, I'm not talking about the beer as such, it's just one man trying to be bigger/funnier/twattier than the others. As soon as someone walks in and them lot are in the main part of the pub, they'll try and out-do each other by screaming at them as if they would know that person, but they do it even if they bloody don't!
And I really don't think there are many girls who'd find that AT ALL attractive.
These guys ARE doomed to die alone, this is more of a warning to the nicer and single guys/gals on this forum, esp those who bitch about being single (online or not) simply, look at yourself, and there you go. Idea


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Yet you still work there Smile

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InterludeArchitect
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Yet you still work there Smile



I am trying to leave Razz


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yeah - and I asked him if he had any jobs going, but he said no cause he needs the hours.

Learn how to type or spit in their beer. Better yet put some jizz in their beer. And mouse dropppings

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InterludeArchitect wrote on 16-02-2007 01:56 PM

I am trying to leave Razz



Where is this pub, btw? Laughs out loud

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I can get you the mouse droppings, but not the jizz. And maybe a little of liquid aceeed

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[Edited by InterludeArchitect on 16-02-2007 14:11 PM]

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sunny100 wrote on 16-02-2007 01:58 PM

yeah - and I asked him if he had any jobs going, but he said no cause he needs the hours.

Learn how to type or spit in their beer. Better yet put some jizz in their beer. And mouse dropppings

Smile



SHE and HER thanks :P
learn how to type?
And i need all my hours I can get until I leave, once I do I will let you bloody know.
And those things are detectable after death.
If you're gunna poison someone, you gotta do it proper like Wink


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InterludeArchitect
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ck wrote on 16-02-2007 01:59 PM

Where is this pub, btw? Laughs out loud



Worcester Park called The Old Drill, I think it's technically in Cheam actually.


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